[sitar music playing]
I can't do this.
Just relax... and breathe.
[A.D.I.S.N. groaning] I think I just pulled a pixel.
What do you call this again?
Kohima yoga.
While on assignment in India...
I recovered a stolen statue of the Lakshmi...
and the monks in Tirupati gave me ten free lessons.
It's the path to enlightenment and the end of personal suffering.
Feels more like the beginning of personal suffering.
You'll get used to it. Now that your mom's on assignment
and I'll be staying with you, it'll be our daily practice.
Yay.
And...
namaste.
[A.I.D.S.N.] Oy.
[exhales]
Always clears my mind.
Though it doesn't seem to have worked in your case.
Something's bothering you.
No, I'm good, Aunt Montana. Everything's cool.
McKeyla, you know you can talk to me.
I need your advice.
As an agent, I want to be prepared for any scenario
that could happen. Even the totally hypothetical ones.
Honey, honey, honey. Skip ahead. Life's short.
Okay. Uh, let's say there's this NOV-Eight agent who's a friend.
No, a friend of a friend and they may or may not have gone rogue.
What would you do?
This sounds like official business.
I suggest we take it to the appropriate location.
[computers beeping]
You were saying, Agent McAlister?
Well, Falcon. If a friend-of-a-friend agent went rogue,
what's the protocol?
We here at NOV-Eight are a sisterhood.
When one of us breaks rank, it's a stain on all of us.
That stain needs to be cleaned up by any means necessary.
What if, hypothetically, the agent is being forced to go rogue?
Forced is for the weak. There's no place at NOV-Eight for that.
Got it.
[panting] I've got the download on all the three-T crimes.
I streamed all of EliTe's concert footage, which, BT-dubs, was awesome.
As a matter of fact, I streamed it twice. [sighs] I love my job.
And after cross-checking the times,
EliTe's always been on stage when the robberies occurred.
Uh-huh.
Which means the band couldn't have committed the crimes.
But there's a possibility that someone touring with the band could have.
Uh-huh.
So Cam and I were thinking, we'll do a reconnaissance
when we're rehearsing for the opening act contest
and gather any intel on anyone sketch in the crew.
Sure.
Or maybe Bigfoot beamed down from planet Zoltar and ate the band.
Guys, everyone knows Bigfoot is said
to inhabit the forests of the Pacific Northwest.
And now we know when you started listening.
[sighs] I'm sorry.
Look, I gotta tell you guys something and I need you to not overreact or judge.
-Sure. -Go on.
Last night, Maddy paid me a visit.
And by "visit," I mean she snuck into my room, put her hand over my mouth
and told me to stay away.
So, we're good. Anyway, I gotta get to first period...
You can't just drop a bomb like that and walk away.
-That must've freaked you out. You okay? -I'm fine.
Did you tell the Falcon about this?
Kind of. But not really. [stammering] But, I mean, sort of.
I... Just trust me, she wouldn't understand.
And besides, we don't even know if Maddy really has gone to the dark side.
The whole hand-over-the-mouth thing sounds kinda dark-sidey to me.
Okay. I know you guys have your doubts and I know it looks bad.
But I know in my heart, my sister isn't some criminal.
Then you're gonna need a way to find her and prove it.
I think I have a way and I'm gonna need your help.
[Adri sighs] Scalpel.
Tweezers.
The tracking device is very delicate...
and must be inserted just right.
And what better place to hide it than here?
Adri's green gummy bear.
Uh, call me crazy, but wouldn't a sponge work better?
Sure, if I had a sea sponge. But moss soaks up moisture in a pinch.
Let's just hope your sister is still in Maywood Glen.
She's here. I'm sure of it.
And this tracking device Cam built us will help us find her.
Cam said it's coated in a polymer
that will pass through Maddy's system in about two days.
Meaning we've got about 48 hours of tracking time.
M... you really think Maddy will just show up at the café?
If I know her, she will. She lives to take risks.
When we were little, every Friday after bedtime,
she'd sneak out of the house for mint chip fro-yo.
As long as she's still into Fro-yo Fridays, this will work.
And nobody can make mint chip fro-yo like me.
I never once saw Maddy eat fro-yo without piling on the green gummies.
That's where this baby comes in.
Adri's gummies are irresistibles.
Ember, you ready?
[chuckles] Got my orders. Mint Chip Friday.
I'll paper the town to make sure your sister sees it.
[door opening]
McKeyla, I'm heading out for a ten-mile run.
You guys know my Aunt Montana. The Falcon.
Agent Attoms, Agent Evergreen, nice to finally meet you in person.
Mucho gusto, Falcon.
[speaking Spanish]
Hmm. I look forward to feeding you at our café.
Between you and me, we give a 20% discount to all NOV-Eight employees.
Speaking of eating, I rarely put anything unhealthy in my body,
but I'm a sucker for the green ones.
Mmm!
[door closes]
At least we know they go down easy.
[tracking device beeping]
And we know they work. I'll get Cam working on another one.
[A.D.I.S.N.] Wow, the Falcon jogs fast. Right, guys? Right?
So there's a Quail and a Falcon.
Does every NOV-Eight agent get a bird name?
Yes, McKeyla says you get "birded" for distinguished service.
Question, anybody got dibs on the snow goose? [chuckles]
Those little ladies are big-time supporters of the ecosystem.
You were right. Devon's exactly where you said she'd be.
Yep. Devon gets angry about something, Devon expresses it through graffiti,
Assistant Principal Wilson freaks, Devon gets in trouble,
and Devon has something else to be angry about.
[sighs] It's the circle of life. Okay, let's go talk to her.
I hate the talking to her part. [laughs nervously]
[Cam] Sup, Devon?
Looks like you got a lot of cleaning to do there, huh?
Yep.
Well, if it helps, I always find cleaning to be supes relaxing.
When I'm stressed, I organize things, I clean things,
-I email things, I text things. -Say things. So many things.
Oh, we're not here to talk. We're here to help.
With this. [laughs]
-A bike? -Not just any bike.
A bike, when I add this and do this...
-[whirring] -...generates electricity. [chuckles]
[air hisses]
You might want to put these on. [chuckles]
Which allows us to power our own personal sandblaster.
We create clean energy by letting the pedaling do the work.
[sighs] And as a bonus, it's a great workout.
I'm mildly impressed.
Now, what's in it for you guys?
You have to help us amp up our opening act for EliTe's contest.
You know, with all the funky cool artsy stuff you do.
Look, I appreciate the compliment, but I'm gonna have to pass.
[sighs] This cleaning doesn't bother me. I could do this all day.
Fine. Have fun.
[sighs] I don't want to do this all day.
We were hoping you'd say that.
Okay, I'm in.
Awesome! [chuckles]
But on one condition.
You promise not to talk as much as you normally do.
Deal. You have my word. And my word is rock solid.
Just take it from my girl Cam here. She knows that when Bryden Bandweth--
-She promises. -[chuckles]
[Adri] No one can resist my delicious gelatin treats.
I might have to do Mint Chip-Chip-Hooray every Friday.
From the size of this crowd...
we're a hit!
Everything's going according to plan.
[A.D.I.S.N.] Maddy's going to take the green gummy bait for sure.
[student] Awesome. It's so good.
Uh, Ember, we got ourselves a gummy bear hog.
You know, Randy,
it'd be polite to leave some of Adri's gummies for the other customers.
Just sayin'.
Who are you, Evergreen, the gummy bear police?
[chuckles] That's cute. Now, don't make me ask you again.
[gulps]
Randy, you should try some of my famous honey beads,
made with drops of honey, cold olive oil and agar-agar.
So nice they named it twice.
[whispering] Maddy's here.
Wow, talk about a great disguise.
Yeah, but not great enough to fool her little sister.
Welcome to Café Attoms. The mint chip was a wise choice.
And feel free to load up on toppings.
Hey, you told me I couldn't.
[Ember] Chattin' with a customer, Randy.
[laughs nervously] Where was I?
I myself am a chocolate sprinkles, crushed peanuts kind of gal.
What kind of person are you?
A person who's leaving.
[Ember] Bye, now.
[tracking device beeping]
It's working.
She can run but she can't hide.
[techno music playing]
♪ Don't stress It's a puzzle ♪
♪ Mix it up We do it double ♪
♪ We find a way Through the struggle ♪
♪ Mad skills on the move This is what we do ♪
♪ We find a way Through the struggle ♪
♪ Mad skills on the move This is what, what, what, what, what ♪
[inhales] Well, that worked out pretty well.
[indistinct conversation]
[whirring]
Simon. Mr. Temple.
Cool board.
Thanks. I just wanted to let you know I'm a big fan. [inhales]
I've been following you since, well, forever. [laughs]
That's sweet.
Uh, I'm a little busy right now, actually, I was about to fire my assistant.
I'm just messin' with you, dude. [laughs]
Oh, hey. Good luck on your audition. Your routine, it's... nice.
Nice? Nice?
♪ Through the struggle ♪
♪ Mad skills on the move This is what we do ♪
♪ We find a way Through the struggle ♪
♪ Mad skills on the move This is what we do ♪
Wow. You can really sing.
Thanks. Uh, just, please pretend you didn't hear that.
I mean, like, really sing. Like, Taylor Swift meets Ariana Grande meets...
[sighs] Cutting to the chase, you should totally join our act.
You're exactly what we need.
Yeah, no.
Was that a yeah?
No.
[sighs] Seriously, Devon.
With your vocals, we'll crush the competition.
How awesome would it be to perform for EliTe?
-Look, Bree... -Bry.
Really?
Uh, I'm gonna have to pass on the offer.
I'm a "me" person, not a "we" person.
Yeah. Feel free to share that with your friend Pam.
It's Cam... [sighs]
[tracking device beeping]
[siren wailing in distance]
A dead end. She must be here.
We got her cornered. She's like a rat in a trap.
And by "a rat" she means the muy lindo kind, with little whiskers.
[chuckles]
Yeah, not the dirty kind that drags pizza through the subway and goes viral.
I mean more like the baby panda sneezing kind. [chuckles]
It doesn't matter. Maddy's not here. [sighs]
But she did leave this. And this...
"I know what you're thinking before you think it.
I told you to stay away. This is your last warning.
[sighs] P.S., thanks for the fro-yo."
She was onto us this whole time.
Your sister is scary good.
On the bright side, she was polite enough to leave a note.
And she seems to have enjoyed my fro-yo.
Silver linings, chica. Mmm?
-[tires screeching] -[hoverboard beeps]
He used the word "nice."
He might as well have scratched me behind the ear and thrown me a chew toy.
He might have meant "nice" like that baby panda sneezing.
Two hundred million views is nothing to sneeze at. Pun intended.
Listen up, hopeless hopefuls. My name's Kerri.
If we haven't met, I am the manager of EliTe.
[students] Whoa!
If rehearsals are any indication, I won't be meeting most of you.
[students murmuring indistinctly]
I need you to wow me.
I need you to be worthy of opening for my band.
Does she look familiar to you?
Yeah... from the surveillance photos McKeyla took at the docks.
-We may have ourselves a suspect. -[camera shutter clicking]
-Wow me! -[students talking indistinctly]
Sending to McKeyla and A.D.I.S.N. and...
[A.D.I.S.N. chimes] Ooh, incoming message from Agent Bryden.
-[beeping] -Photo match confirmed.
-[chuckles] -Nailed it.
[sighs] Nice work, guys.
It makes total sense.
As a band manager, this Kerri can leave the concerts at any time.
Giving her the ability to steal the three-T's while the band performs.
Now we just need some proof so we can take her down.
I just cross-checked all of EliTe's fan sites.
EliTe and their crew are all staying at The Millenial.
Ooh, I love that hotel.
Their botanical garden has Desmodium gyrans.
That's a dancing plant.
That'd bring a smile to anyone's face.
Not to mention the chef's Gambas al Ajillo.
Those garlic prawns are a little taste of España. [sighs]
Okay, it's settled. I'll take Adri and Ember.
[sighs] Now, this Kerri could be back any minute, so we gotta move fast.
Almost done. Just need my perfume bottle
-filled with air to blow away any excess. -[air hissing]
A piece of tape...
And...
We have ourselves a clean fingerprint to use as evidence.
[guest] Miss...
I'm gonna need some fresh towels for my room.
[sighs] Sir, you are aware a typical hotel room
generates about two pounds of waste per day.
You and I both know you used these towels maybe once.
That's no way to conserve energy or water.
[Adri clicking tongue]
[A.D.I.S.N.] You make a top-notch hotel employee, Ember.
A.D.I.S.N., run every possible number combination
until you find the right sequence.
[A.D.I.S.N. beeping] Running combinations now.
[door unlocks]
[laughs softly] Got it.
Okay, Adri, you check in the closet.
Ember, you look in that table in the dresser and I'll check in the desk.
We're looking for anything that could tie her to the thefts.
-[Adri gasps] -Did you find something?
Did I ever. These shoes, they're the perfect pump for any occasion.
I'll keep dusting.
-[door opening] -She's coming! Hide!
[Ember whimpers]
Put me through to him.
-[sighs] -[footsteps in distance]
[whispering] Probably should share another little secret with y'all.
I'm not a big fan of dark and tight spaces.
Are we talking heart-beating- a-little-faster claustrophobic
-or full-on-panic-attack claustrophobic? -Kinda both.
[A.D.I.S.N. laughs nervously] Yeah, I can relate.
Every time M stuffs me in that backpack, I just...
Deep breaths, you two.
[Adri and Ember breathing deeply]
So, I'm confirming that the shipment's arriving at the docks tonight?
[whispering] The three-T's aren't due to arrive yet.
Maybe the time's changed. She's making a deal with someone.
We have to be there when it goes down.
[Kerri] Good.
[whimpers]
[cell phone beeps]
Uh... hello?
[sighs]
-Hola. -Hi. [laughs]
[gasping] Air! I need air.
[breathing deeply]
[laughing nervously]
What are you girls doing in my closet?
[stammering] Housekeeping. We always start in the closet.
And by the way, I'd like to compliment you on your choice of footwear. Excelente.
You have one minute before I call security.
Okay, so, uh, we're not housekeeping. But we're singers...
and since you're such an influential woman in the music biz,
we wanted to give you our demo.
Well, I'm not thrilled with you sneaking into my room...
but I do admire your dedication.
Give me your demo, I'll give it a listen.
Well, where is it?
[girls laughing nervously]
We'll go get it.
[Kerri] Hold on.
If there's one thing I can tell you about the music biz,
sometimes you only get one shot.
So let's hear what you got. Sing.
-Us? -Now?
Aquí?
Oh, I'm only gonna ask once.
Okay. Ready, girls?
Mmm-hmm. Uh... [beatboxing]
♪ Let me tell you what I like about... hotels. ♪
Hotels!
♪ What do you like about hotels? ♪
Hotels!
♪ They got big comfy beds And oversized tubs ♪
And pristine gardens with really pretty shrubs. [chuckles]
♪ And don't forget about the mini fridge ♪
-Uh, what? [scats] -What? Uh-huh.
Okay... we're done here. Out.
[Adri] Oy...
I'll call Cam and Bry and they'll meet us tonight.
-[elevator dings] -McKeyla.
Maddy?
[elevator dings]
[sighs]
What was your sister doing here?
I don't know.
[night vision goggles powering on]
Suspect approaching at ten o'clock.
Question, are we talking about her location
or that she's showing up an hour from now?
Don't worry, chicas, I'll work with her.
The police should be here any second. I called in an anonymous tip.
[chuckles] Hashtag, busted.
[siren wailing]
-[car doors closing] -Adiós, Miss EliTe manager.
Okay, so these T-shirts aren't American-made.
[laughs] That can't be a crime.
T-shirts?
I do not need spell-check to know that is so wrong.
The only criminal here is the idiot who printed these shirts wrong.
Well... this bust was a bust.
Which is fun to say, but actually muy disappointing.
None of this makes any sense.
Well, somebody's stealing those three-T's and they're still out there.
[theme song playing]